Snow On Top: Senior Sector

Quips to Ponder

Whenever I see 'snow on top', I always ask, "Are you a senior?"

Are you having 'a gray day'? Think 'pink' or blue.

If you lived in Florida, you would still be considered a spring chicken. Only the men and women in their 80's or 90's are considered to be 'old'.

Where is Thunder Bay located? It is in Canada, east of Montreal and west of Vancouver.

I am twice your age. Don't you 'dot com' me!

You probably don't have the health problems that 'all' of your ancestors had.

Are you going to 'spam' me?

I want to 'evacuate' my credit card.

My fingers are too fat to push so many little buttons on those silly cell phones."

I avoid everything online.

Are you going to turn me over to automation?

I've got a problem, Houston!

Why don't you 'snowbirds' come down here, where we have a few good hurricanes?

Do you know how hard it is now, to get out of the store without buying something?

I want to speak to someone with a pulse, not some machine!

You want my 'social' number. I'm social all right!

Where is the 'dot' on an automated phone payment?

My wife pays all of the bills. I get to take care of the difference.

Everyone will get that 'heimers' thing, if they live long enough!

You know that that 'ge-nome' thing is? He is just a dwarf by the name of Gee Haw!

*Tune in later for more quips...